Kurt Cobain killed himself one month after Justin Bieber was born..He knew.
My daughter and I went backstage at a Justin Bieber concert when he burst into the room and squirted cum all over my daughter's face. I was horrified. Who the hell farts in a child's face?!
My mates didn't believe me when I told them I had a date with a sexy 18 year old girl on Valentine's Day.They laughed at me and said she was probably just a figment of my imagination.Well, the jokes on them, cos they are too.
Bilden: So fucking truuue!
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